Still counting

In 2 days I'll be out of this terribly-flooded waterhole. Walking around in water coming up as high as my knees, without a bikini on or a margarita in my hand is not exactly fun to me. Now, walking around in 100+ temperature with 100% humidity sounds absolutely fab! Not exactly, but I can pretend.

I have yet to pack. I have yet to purchase about half the crap I need to take back. So far I've gotten requests for gummi bears (the "wild" flavors - oh boy are they pretty!), chocolate (mmhmm I tell you what - Amurrika makes the best goddamn chocolates!), vitamins, clothes, chewing gum, Spongebob themed whatevers, and other miscellaneous crap that I'm not very sure why we must get in America (do they really not use deodorant there?) I'm surprised no one has asked me to smuggle back Spam or Obama.

So with all the gifts I'm taking back, on top of my own crap because we all know how I enjoy overpacking with stuff I will [hopefully] eventually learn that I don't need, we're looking at at least 2 suitcases. 2 suitcases that I am definitely not looking forward to dragging around in different airports.

Packing is so stressful, woe is me.